I’m a big fan of April Fool’s Jokes. Usually, Pascal is my victim, but this year, my mother was the one who played the (horrified-turned-happy) fool! On April 4th, she celebrated her sixtieth birthday. Unbeknownst to her, we had planned a big party with quite a few surprise out-of-town guests. One of those guests was Anne, a friend from Norway that my mother hadn’t seen in fifteen years. Since Anne was flying in to North Carolina on April 1 and only able to stay for one week, we had to find a way to plan a "pre-surprise" surprise so she would have enough time with our mother before the actual party. Lucky for us, Anne arrived on April Fool’s Day.
I called our local Olive Garden restaurant (Mom’s favorite – what can we say?), and spoke to the managers about our plan. The entire staff was accommodating and excited about being in our joke, so we booked a table and made our special request; we wanted a rude, abusive waiter who would give me a reason to ask for a manager. When "The Manager" came to our table, it would actually be my mother’s friend, Anne.
We all arrived at the restaurant early to take our places for the joke. Prior to our mother’s arrival, I gave our waiter, Chris, lots of ideas on how he could insult me (Example: I’ll order a high-fat-dish like Chicken Fettuccini Alfredo, and you say: "Honestly, ma’am, I think you should be ordering a salad…"); I had told him he had permission to spill drinks or food on me: I had begged him to show no mercy and act as outrageously as he pleased. Anne would hide at the bar, waiting for her cue to come to the table to speak with me, the "angry" customer.
There was just one problem – our waiter, Chris, was such a nice guy that I couldn’t get him to do anything bad enough to warrant calling a manager! So, I tried to instigate him: I ordered the fettuccini as planned and Chris asked, "Are you sure?" I replied: "Yeah, do you have a problem with that?" Chris said: "No, but there are other choices on the menu…". Instead of being horrified by our waiter’s terrible service, my mother was aghast at my "rude" behavior! Meanwhile, Anne hid at the bar for what felt like an hour, sipping wine and waiting for her cue while I desperately tried to get Chris to insult me!
At one point, a floor supervisor came to check on our table. "How’s everything going?", she asked, "Would you like to speak to a manager?" My mother vehemently shook her head "No" and gave me a "Don’t you dare!" stare. Desperate to get this joke to work, a few minutes later I faked a trip to the bathroom and went looking for sweet Chris. "Chris", I begged, "Please! Come spill a drink on me or something!" Before Chris had to resort to such tactics, I finally found an opening to insist on speaking to a manager. Next thing we knew, there were five people standing at our table: our two servers, the floor supervisor and two "managers". When Anne spoke as the "Senior Manager", my Mom was so embarrassed she didn’t even realize that the manager was actually her friend from Norway! My poor mother was just appalled by the scene I had created. After giving me a piece of her mind, the "Manager" turned to my mother and asked, "Isn’t that right, Gwen Dupray?" At that moment, the light bulb went on. Mom jumped out of her chair to hug Anne and started screaming: "I don’t believe this! I don’t believe this!"
Later, as we ate our pasta and re-lived the joke with everyone at the table, my mother shared her perspective: "I couldn’t believe how obnoxious Charlene was being with the staff, and when that manager started telling her off, I thought "Ooooh – this is going to get ugly!’"
So there you have it. I had to endure my mother’s scorn in order to pull off this year’s April Fool’s joke. As for our waiter? Chris apologized for his inability to be rude, but said he was sure his mother would be proud. But looking at this photo of my Mom, our waiter, and our surprise "Manager" from Norway, I’m certain that my "rude" behavior was worth it. I love (or, in this case, O-live) April Fool’s!