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My Other House Is In France

Years ago, a family friend gave me an embroidered pillow that says "My Other House Is In France". It sits on a Louis XVI chair atop a fat toile cushion in our Great Room where it delights many visitors with its message. For me, that little pillow is a constant reminder that we are always working toward the realization of one of my biggest dreams: a "residence secondaire" in France, a charming "maison de campagne". 

One of these would do very nicely. I picked them out of my online "Wish Book", a Sotheby’s International website that features luxury homes in Provence. Until I can spend summers and holidays in the French countryside at my "other house", I can enjoy virtual excursions from this one. Want to join me? Just a few clicks of the mouse and a healthy dose of creative visualization and you too can have a "villa of glamour", a "residence of charm" or an "authentic farmhouse" as your second home.

House in France

House in France



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Mushy Translations

YUM!Over the years, Pascal's English has really improved and my French isn't too shabby either. We don't get tripped up very often on foreign vocabulary words and translations, but the other night Pascal yelled from the living room where he was watching Throw Mama From the Train: "Charlene - what’s a Mallomar?"  I explained, and he went back to laughing at Danny De Vito and Anne Ramsey. He loves that part where Danny clobbers Billy Crystal with a cast iron frying pan. It got me thinking about the funny mistranslations we've laughed at over the years (our own and those of others). One of my all-time favorites is from the Russian singers who sang phonetically on the cruise ship where I worked. They interpreted Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" lyrics as: "I should have changed my stupid lock; I should have made you brush your teeth". Here are a few more silly ones:

In a Parisian hotel lobby: Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

On the menu of a Belgian restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Outside a Moroccan tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Greece: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

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Souvenirs de Quebec

At the end of June, we had the opportunity to visit Québec City for a few days. It is our tradition to buy a Christmas ornament from each destination we visit, and Quebec didn't disappoint; there were several Christmas-themed stores offering a wide array of nutcrackers, tree toppers, ornaments and lights. Aside from our tree ornaments, the other items we purchase while on vacation could never be easily identified as souvenirs. For example, while wandering the streets of the Old City, we stumbled across this adorable store, Pot en Ciel (which means "Pot in the Sky"). They sell an incredible collection of kitchen wares just like the dishes, utensils, dish towels, serving trays, and coffee bowls you'd find in France. I could have easily dropped a few thousand dollars in this dreamy store (I wanted one of everything!), but Pascal and I settled on just two souvenirs of Quebec: a jam spoon (also called a honey spoon) and a wine carafe (also known as a decanter).

Pot en Ciel


Jam spoonThe jam spoon is designed so that the handle of the spoon can rest on the edge of the jam jar - that way the handle doesn't get sticky. Or, you can dip the spoon in honey and then rest it on the edge of your teacup so that honey drips right into the cup.  
Wine carafe
We use wine carafes at all of our cooking lesson parties to aerate our red wines. They’'re quite fragile, and this year alone, we've already gone through five of them. So, we're always on the lookout for well-designed, yet affordable carafes. We couldn't resist the beautiful one we found at Pot en Ciel, engraved with the words: "Grand Vin de France, Appellation Controllée".

Souvenir means "to remember" in French, and it is the motto of Québec: "Je me souviens"  ("I remember", as in "I remember my French heritage"). The great thing about our souvenirs is that they'll do double duty. Each time we use our jam spoon or wine carafe, we'll be reminded of a glorious afternoon spent in old Québec City, but we'll also be using them as tools to create new memories in our own kitchen.

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It’s a Sign!

Our South 'n France logo mimics the form of a Parisian streetsign. Just like the Eiffel Tower, the azure blue plaques with white writing are a symbol of France and its capitol city. These iconic signs, which have remained the same since 1847, are unlike any other in the world and are amongst the oldest street signs still in usage.

French Street signIn France, the first and the last house (or building) on each street bears one of these signs on the corner wall.  If you visit South 'n France, you'll find one on our building. After all, we are the last house on the 800 block of Orange Street. The sign was made in France by Codifa Diffusion, a company that specializes in making street signs. Yesterday, I wrote about how children are named in France (blog link). There is also a well-defined system for naming streets in Paris. The biggest roads have "majestic names that are worthy of public recognition." Thus, major streets are often named for French national heroes (Victor Hugo, Charlemagne, Charles de Gaulle, Jeanne d'Arc, etc).

Smaller neighborhood streets usually follow a theme. The street names around the train station of Saint Lazare are named for European cities. Near the Pasteur Institute, the streets are named for famous scientists. For streets near churches, the names of saints and famous religious figures are given preference. Schools have bordering streets named after intellectuals. Streets with hospitals are named for famous doctors. My favorite of the street naming rules (established in the late 1800s) is that the names of French streets must meet the practical requirements of simplicity. They should be easy to spell, pronounce, describe and remember.

This doesn't mean, though, that all streets are named after dead philosophers and generals. Wander the streets of Paris, and you're sure to find some charming, imaginative street names that are indeed easy to describe and remember.  Here are a few of my favorites:

Rue des Trois Freres  (Street of the Three Brothers)
Rue du Chat Qui Peche (Street of the Cat Who Fishes)
Impasse des Deux Anges (Two-Angel Alley)
Rue des Bons Enfants  (Street of the Good Children)
Rue des Bons Vivants (Street of the People Who Enjoy the Luxuries in Life)
Rue Princesse  (Street of the Princess)
Rue des Cinq Diamants  (Street of the Five Diamonds)
Rue des Mauvais Garcons  (Street of the Bad Boys)
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Bonjour. Je m’appelle….

Bizarro comic


Have you ever noticed that it seems like all French kids have the same names? We Americans used to have every Tom, Dick or Harry. The French still have every Jean, Jacques, or Henri. It stems from an ancient tradition when most people were given names from the Roman Catholic calendar of saints. Many French people still celebrate two birthdays per year: their actual date of birth and the birthday of their namesake saint. Pascal was born on April 8th, but he also expects a "Happy Fête de Pascal" on the anniversary of Saint Pascal, May 17th.  

For years, the French could only name their children by using a government-approved list. In the mid-sixties, a new law admitted some additional names that included a limited number of mythological, regional or foreign names, diminutives and alternative spellings. It wasn't until 1993, when parents were allowed to name their children without consulting a list. Still, even today, French parents aren't allowed to go completely crazy with their kid's new name. If the birth registrar thinks that the chosen names may be detrimental to the child's interests, the registrar may refer the matter to the courts who have the right to refuse the chosen names. Such refusals are rare and mostly concern given names that may expose the child to teasing or mockery. Thus, there are no French kids with names like Allison Wonderland or Mr. Brick Wall (real names of Americans according to parents on babyfit.com).

France is not the only country that worries about the names of its citizens. Last year, New Zealand authorities blocked a couple's bid to officially name their new son "4Real," saying numerals are not allowed. Sweden refused to allow a couple to name their daughter Metallica. And Germany has laws against naming children Adolf Hitler or Osama bin Laden. Of course, here in the United States, children have no protection against their parents' creativity (and in some cases, insanity). Can you believe that there are even two kids out there named ESPN, after the sports network? At least it’s easy to spell!

You know the price of gas has gotten really bad when parents will sell their child's name for a $100 gas card.  Check out this unbelievable AOL News story.

(For more Bizarro cartoons, visit Dan Piraro's website and blog. Still want more? Check out this funny neatorama.com blog post on the subject of very strange names.)

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Eet Eezn’t Easy to Speek Like Ze French!

Happy Bastille Day! Today is the day that the French celebrate their independence from the royal monarchy. While Parisians fete the anniversary of the storming of the Bastille 4,000 miles away, fourteen lucky locals in Wilmington will be dining like kings and queens. Today, Pascal and I are in the kitchen preparing a seven-course feast that will illustrate the art of regal French dining. During the evening, I’ll be regaling our guests with stories about life at the royal court in France.

I love to tell a good story, and those who've heard my stories know that I often slip into a French accent when appropriate. After fifteen years with Pascal, my accent is pretty faithful to the original I copy, but every now and again it strays. There have been moments when my imitation of a French chef sounds more like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chef Boyardee. But at least I'm not alone. Listen to this improvisational skit performed by professional comedians Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway? You'll hear that it happens to the best of us!




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Punny Parisian Art Thief Strikes Again!

My mother's side of the family carries the gene for enjoying corny puns. I can't tell you how many times I've moaned and groaned in response to truly ridiculous puns at family gatherings. The French love to make puns too. Cyrano de Begerac, Ridicule, and many other great works of fiction and film are based on infamous "jeux de mots" (word games). Here's a modern-day French-i-fied groaner for you: 

Q: What is green and attends The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

A: Haricot Potter (un haricot vert = green bean)

I knew that I could speak French fluently when I became skilled at using puns in everyday conversation. So, when for the third time in as many weeks, I received this French-themed joke that’s been traveling around the internet, I just knew that I couldn't keep it to myself. Thus, I present you the corny tale of the punny Parisian art thief. The creator of this joke appears to be anonymous (must we wonder why?). May his pen receive "la peine de mort" (the death penalty).

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur the reason I stole the paintings, is that...
Monet
I had no
Monet

Degas
to buy
De-gas

Vangogh
to make the Van-Gogh"

DeGaulle
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

Toulouse
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Bon Bons

We've spent the past month celebrating the joys of parenting with our Bon Bon Mom of the Year Contest; now let's take a look at the flip side! Check out this commercial featuring a young kid throwing a first-class temper tantrum at the grocery store because he wants to eat bonbons (meaning any "candy" in French). You'll be surprised at the product the commercial is promoting! A word of advice: you may want to lower the volume on your computer!






No temper tantrums necessary to get a taste of our delicious bon bon treats. It’s as simple as placing an order online or by telephone.

P.S. Many people say our bon bons are better than...well, you know...
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A Day in the Life of a French Flirt

Okay. Imagine this. You're a straight guy. A few times a week you spend your evening surrounded by 10-16 beautiful, laughing women. They are laughing because they are all in a great mood thanks to the champagne they are drinking and the chocolate they are eating. Furthermore, you're the only guy in the room, with each one of these gorgeous ladies hanging on your every French-accented word as they try to learn your secrets for dipping the perfect bon bon. It's a tough life, but somebody has to do it! And Pascal does it so well. I call him the Master Bon Bon Dipper, but he's also a Master Flirt. Let the photos from a recent Bon Bon Birthday Party speak for themselves... Who do you think was having more fun? Him or the ladies?

Chocolatier or Flirt? Or, both....?


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Jupiter, The Famous Artistic Mystic Cat, Better Than a Magic 8-Ball

SARK's Inspiration SandwichPerhaps you've heard of the artist and writer SARK (which stands for Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy). I first discovered her at the age of eighteen when I was a student at The University of Chicago. While browsing through the Chicago Art Institute's Gift Shop (which is almost as fabulous as the actual museum), I happened on her second book Inspiration Sandwich.

The gorgeous colors, big bold writing, and quirky drawings had me hooked immediately. I was in love with this woman's energy, spirit, and creative life force. I wrote the only fan letter I've ever written to SARK. Sadly, she did not write me back. But it didn't stop me from following her journey as a creative soul and business woman.

Once, I literally followed in her footsteps. In her early years, SARK traveled Europe as a starving artist and spent a few weeks living above the Shakespeare and Company book shop in Paris. It is a legendary, independent English-text bookstore that's been around since 1951.  Henry Miller described it as "a wonderland of books".  The owner, George Whitman, is an institution who retired at the age of 91. He housed artists, poets, writers, and other creative travelers free of charge under two conditions; they had to work in the store for a couple of hours and read a book a day. 

SARK's nookI went to see the bookstore, meet George and find the nook where SARK slept, imagining myself in her artistic shoes. Since then, SARK has written something like 15 books and has gained a huge following.

She used to have an inspiration hotline (a telephone number where you could listen to an inspiration recorded message by SARK - and yes I called it quite a few times!). Now, she has an amazing website, online community and newsletter. Her site is one of my favorites for a quick dose of inspiration: www.planetsark.com.

Last week, after reading an Anne Lamott book that mentioned Magic 8-Balls, I remembered a feature on SARK’s site - Ask Jupiter.  SARK's faithful companion since the beginning of time has been a black cat named Jupiter. Jupiter is like a mystic sage whose advice is far more complex and varied than the limited Magic 8-Ball. It was late at night, my mind was racing with dreams, goals, to do lists, and worries, so just before midnight I decided to pay a visit to Jupiter (he's really good for a free online psychic cat!) to see if he still had the magic touch.

I started with this question: "Jupiter, will money flow to me in abundance?"
His reply: "Cook something delicious!"

I'm not kidding; I couldn't make this up.  How a propos. Then I asked: "Jupiter, how should I go about meeting my personal fitness goals?"

Jupiter replied: "Read Rumi's poetry"

Now there's something I haven't tried yet...

Finally, I asked: "Will I realize my dream of spending summers in our own country house in France?"

Jupiter responded: "It's time to stop and rest now!"

So I turned off my computer and went to bed.

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